i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually
me, openly sobbing: i just love my oc, you know
i hate applying for jobs because the employers are always like: do you enjoy working in a stressful environment???? do you strive for unobtainable standards of perfection???? are you good at dealing with people that make you feel extremely uncomfortable??? do you mind losing real hours of your life in order to make minimum wage?? are you a fan of capitalism??? do you love selling your soul just so you can afford to live???
me to my cat: pleas stpo pushn every goddamnd thing off my desk im beggin pleas
my cat:
Albany Ledger, Missouri, June 17, 1898
I could have five billion OCs and I will still hyperfocus on the same two until everyone gets tired of it or I’m dead
All I want to hear in 2019 is “congratulations”, “you have been awarded…” “we would like to offer” “you have been accepted” etc..
Speaking this into existence🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿
the guy who designed scythes definitely knew that shit was badass. he didnt care about wheat
Oh, Sabrina, Sabrina. Where have you been all my life?
Sabrina (1954) dir. Billy Wilder
do you ever think about the impact “this bitch empty” girl?? Like she created a whole new verb that has a very specific meaning but pretty much all millennial and gen zs understand it. do you think she knows the scale of what she’s done??? because honestly what a legend
as the french say, merci goku
Are you there god It’s me your bastard child
(Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan)
adult person: life gets faster as you get older!
me aged 10: sounds fake but ok
me now:
they both die early this cycle
(art trade for @hallwinter !)
when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years
